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Slightly smaller and pink version of Lego movie announced

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After the success of The Lego Movie, the company behind the brick based computer animation hit has revealed that the girl friendly version will hit cinemas within months.

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Fears that Prince William’s military exit will see him a homeless drunk by 2015

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Prince Williams plans to leave the Services following active duty in the hostile wilds of North Wales have sparked fresh concerns that he could be living on the streets within two years.

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Obama rules out ‘magic wand’ option for Syria

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President Obama has been widely criticised for not waving his magic wand to fix the Syrian crisis, after he ruled out the option during this mornings press conference.

Journalists pressed Obama for over 20 minutes, in a tense atmosphere at the White House, as to why the magic wand option was not ‘even on the table’ for possible American intervention in the middle east. Many from the press corp took to loudly shouting “but why” after the president repeatedly refused to consider the magic wand recourse.

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Islington becomes first London Borough to be powered entirely by social media smugness

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The London Borough of Islington has announced plans to generate its entire power requirements entirely through its inhabitants’ use of social media and the self satisfaction that the use of it, and more importantly telling other people about your use of it, produces.

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